Marwynn here with a slice of Underbelly fresh from motherhood's steaming carcass :) My eldest elf, who is the most precocious just-over-two-year-old I know, (though admittedly, I don't know many just-over-two-year-olds) was prancing around her kingdom, doling out gifts and punishment with her always fair hand when she happened upon a Mama just minding her business in the forest (in all reality I was on all fours playing jigga-belly with my younger elf, but that's another story). Says the elven princess to the Mama:
"Mama, use your head!"
Bewildered, I looked up from my jigga-bellying to see her regarding me with a serious face.
"Mama! You're not listening! I say, use your head!"
At this point, I was just interested in peace-keeping, so I foolishly said:
"Alright baby, Mama will use her head."
"Good Mama!" She proclaimed, and (this is where it gets funny, I promise) she begins stacking blocks on my head.
Heavens be to Elune, I think I just got pwned. By a toddler. Fail.
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